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orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

YES. I’m the trashman. I come out and I throw trash all over, all over this blog. Then, I start eating garbage…

Movies that are deliberately made to be terrible aren’t funny.

Why. Why would there ever be a Weird Al porn parody. Who made this happen.
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Why. Why would there ever be a Weird Al porn parody. Who made this happen.

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poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

The live action Scooby Doo movies were incredible FUCKING FIGHT ME

I seriously don’t remember making this

I seriously don’t remember making this

First I get bombarded with mosquito bites and now I’m thinking I might be getting a cold sore from someone. Cooooooool.

Mad Max: Fury Road Official Comic-Con Trailer (2014)

hella-trash:

Gil Faizon (Nick Kroll) and George St. Geegland (John Mulaney) protest Chick Fil-A and audition for Newsroom

ianference:

It is truly a strange thing when a steam pipe bursts under an abandoned building in the dead of winter, but that’s exactly what happened under the Clinic Building at Greystone Park State Hospital in 2007, a month before the building was unceremoniously knocked down.  The steam congregated near the ceiling of the abandoned asylum infirmary, condensing on the pipes and dripping down in regular patterns - and creating these ice stalagmites.  An hour after taking this photograph, demolition workers came into the building and chased us through the tunnels; we had to hide in an attic in 0 degree weather for hours while cops searched for us.  The next time I drove out there, there was no trace that a building had ever stood in this spot.

ianference:

It is truly a strange thing when a steam pipe bursts under an abandoned building in the dead of winter, but that’s exactly what happened under the Clinic Building at Greystone Park State Hospital in 2007, a month before the building was unceremoniously knocked down.  The steam congregated near the ceiling of the abandoned asylum infirmary, condensing on the pipes and dripping down in regular patterns - and creating these ice stalagmites.  An hour after taking this photograph, demolition workers came into the building and chased us through the tunnels; we had to hide in an attic in 0 degree weather for hours while cops searched for us.  The next time I drove out there, there was no trace that a building had ever stood in this spot.