Adam Scott & Scott Aukerman discuss Achtung Baby by U2

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parkmerced:

That’s one steep hill in SF. San Francisco, CA

lmao this post has about 200,000 notes and this is from a Disney park in Florida.

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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dumbfricker:

who cares about the headline i’m laughing it looks so good

White ppl want to be oppressed so bad

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magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

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taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

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autostralianchristmas:

For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.

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