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Eli/18/CA/ I love films (also I love I love films), podcasts, and other dumb stuff I can waste my life with.

charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

I titled my psychology final “RIP Brain Griffin” and my high school still somehow allowed me to graduate.

"If you sass at the water park, you’ll hear the bark of a water shark."

Less than an hour with a netflix account and they’ve already figured me out.

Less than an hour with a netflix account and they’ve already figured me out.

mulaneysbutt:

this dinner scene with Jesse and the Whites is alone worth 300 emmys

HELL YEAH I’M STOKED FOR THIS LASAGNA.

"I hate smoking sections, unless we’re talking about the movie “The Mask” with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part."
— Harris Wittels with the greatest joke of all time (via camerontlong)

hella-trash:

hella-trash:

How to irl blacklist Iggy Azalea?

Also that one wiggle wiggle wiggle song

I want to die

hella-trash:

How to irl blacklist Iggy Azalea?

Also that one wiggle wiggle wiggle song

How to irl blacklist Iggy Azalea?

I believe in ghosts more than I believe in myself.